More Fortune Cookies

The same post, with the duplicates cut out. A collection of generated aphorisms from the “fortune” command:
Blore’s Razor: Given a choice between two competing theories, take the one which is funnier.
Murphy’s Law: If it can go wrong, it will.
Preudhomme’s Law of Window Cleaning: It’s on the other side.
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Renewal

Today in Church we heard about the tale of Lazarus and of how Jesus brought him back to life. The homily given was how this illustrated the possibility of hope and renewal in all of us. Not only can we be brought out of our sins, but we can also be brought back ouf of [...]

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