The whole thing began in 2001, when the largest nuclear power the world has ever known was brought to its knees by a bunch of guys weilding box cutters and exacto knives. Yes, in the post-nuclear era, countries with the power to evaporate entire populations will have the back of their power broken by a bunch of nutcases weilding very sharp office stationery. Next it’ll be paper shredders. That’s gotta hurt.

The war on terror, clearly, has been won hands-down by the oil companies. The military on both sides have taken a shit-knocking, infrastructure has been decimated, the US economy has been seriously weakened and the Iraq economy is entering hyperinflation. But just pass by any gas station, or look into any business magazine for who is making record profits, and it is obvious who is winning.