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Our deepest fear is not that we’re inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn’t serve the world. There’s nothing enlightened about shrinking [...]

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More auto-generated fortunes:
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– C code, loosely based on Wm. Shakespeare
Experience, n.:
Something you don’t get until just after you need it.
– Olivier
There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
– Redd [...]

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The same post, with the duplicates cut out. A collection of generated aphorisms from the “fortune” command:
Blore’s Razor: Given a choice between two competing theories, take the one which is funnier.
Murphy’s Law: If it can go wrong, it will.
Preudhomme’s Law of Window Cleaning: It’s on the other side.
toilet toupee, n.: Any shag carpet that [...]

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